Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Carbon is Not a Food Group

Since today is one of those busy, busy days I’m going to kinda cheat a bit here and direct you to this news story about a young couple from New Mexico who are in love. Click the link, trust me, it’s hilarious.

Seriously, how do you not notice this is going on?

You’re boyfriend’s got all your friends gathered around at the local Wendy’s, which I’m guessing is the local romantic hot spot there in Farmington, they’re all acting a bit strange and you don’t notice anything is up? Can you say “Clueless”?

Also, have you never heard of brain freeze? Racing down a Frosty is a sure-fire way of giving yourself a world-class case of the freeze.

The lesson from this story is very, very simple: Never, ever, put anything in a Frosty cup you don’t want digested. Also, any two people this stupid should probably be denied a marriage license.


Fearless in Toronto said...

Let them have a marriage license, just don't allow them to reproduce.

Zipcode said...

I am cracking up at your labels "wuv tru wuv"

Lisa said...

You know they're going to procreate. And leave the baby in the car while they run in to get a Frosty for old time's sake.

Also, do you want to be on national TV talking about how you pooped out your engagement ring? I suppose 15 minutes is 15 minutes, but still.

FoggyDew said...

Fearless - Reading the article, and not picking on any specific group, they were coming from an LDS course. In my experience, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints tend to procreate even more than Catholics.

Zip - I seem to be on a Princess Bride kick lately. Not that that's a bad thing.

Lisa - Would that make it a Love Canal? Kidding. No, I would not like to be on TV talking about this. I only do that on the Interwebs.

Shannon said...

I read Lisa's comment about "15 minutes" not in the Warhol sense, but as an estimate of how long it took to excrete the ring.

Hannah said...

I still find it pretty unbelievable that she was able to swallow a ring that size! Even with the milkshake chugging? It looked pretty big from the x-ray picture.


LiLu said...

.... or at least sterilized. Let them live and die together, in stupid... just don't let them procreate.

FoggyDew said...

Shannon - Went through her like a greased pig, eh? No matter what, it couldn't have felt good during its journey.

Hannah - Perhaps it was a test? If she could swallow that ring...

LiLu - Again, LDS, there's going to be a whole hoard of ring swallowers out there soon.