It just keeps on giving

Amazing to think Fundies made it on a list* of gifts we don't want to receive this Christmas. Really, I ask you, who wouldn't want a pair of these?

With a slogan like "Half the fun is getting in them, the other half's up to you" you'd think these would be flying off the virtual shelves.

According to Shop in Private, "Fundies are a classic gag gift. Unlike other gag gifts, you can imagine someone actually bringing these home and trying to use them. Ewww. Perhaps you had better not imagine that."

The gymnastics of trying to don a pair of Fundies stagger the mind a bit and, seriously, now that you're in "the position" who the hell really wants to go to the effort of slipping a pair of oversized granny panties on?

Apparently there are uses according to one of the customer reviews: "I bought these for me and my lesbian girlfriend because our double headed dildo was always slipping out. They work great!"

OK, I can see that.

*Gift #1, the "Life Gem" is especially creepy.

Virtual Panty Raid

I got this in the mail a couple of days ago and have been pondering what to do with it. 

Seeing as how while I'm a big fain of Victoria's Secret, I personally have very little use for their wares since they just don't make a decent boxer brief anymore.

So I thought in honor of Shannon's post about her laundry difficulties, and all of the enthusiastic comments on the topic, I'd do my best, aside from actually doing someone else's laundry, to alleviate one lucky person's problems. At least for a single day. 

Whoever has the best reason, and an XX chromosome, will receive the coupon pictured below entitling them to a free pair of Victoria's Secret panties and $10 of any bra. 

Delivery options can be worked out however you'd like to ensure your privacy.  

Bonne chance!