Thursday, April 28, 2011

Lent may be over, but I’m giving something new up…

Hmmm, been a while since I’ve been around here. Suffice it to say, I’ve been a bit busy the past month or so. You know, the normal things: planning a 500th anniversary, a murder, a frame-up … oh, wait, I’ve already used that one. A couple of times. So sue me for being unoriginal. (Whoop! Whoop! Foreshadowing alert! Foreshadowing alert! Whoop! Whoop!)

OK, so, new house eats up a good chunk of time – it’s been a little more than half an hour (two months) and things are still getting arranged and rearranged. I’ve been riding my bike more – I set a goal of 200 miles in April. Didn’t reach it, but I did pretty well (almost 150). And then there’s work. Lots and lots of work.

So there’re my reasons for not being around here as much as I’d like. That doesn’t mean I don’t have things to say. Not by a long shot. For instance, I’ve decided to give up pizza. OK, not all pizza, just one type in particular.

Seriously, do you think I could give this up?

Pictures courtesy of Titania

This was my lovely dinner (the one with the piece missing is mine. I couldn’t wait for the picture, I’d had a long ride that day and was starving) last Sunday at Red Rocks in Columbia Heights. Give this up? All this meaty, saucy, cheesy goodness? Not a chance of that in this reality or any other you could imagine in the deepest, darkest recesses of your minds.

Special bonus pic: These were the appetizers, prosciutto-wrapped asparagus (near) and bruschetta drizzled with olive oil with sliced prosciutto and salami. Ummm, sliced meat.

What I am giving up is Papa John’s pizza (please try not to judge me). It’s nothing close to Red Rocks, but it’s generally serviceable and good when you’re in a pinch and want to order some delivery. Most of the time when I order a pizza it all comes down to whichever one of the big three has the best special. In the future, that line up will not include Papa John’s.

Why is this you ask? Well today – and probably in the past to tell you the truth – I got one of PJ’s emails telling me about its special for Thursday and Friday. This special celebrates the start of the NFL draft. And, while I’m not too pleased with the NFL – both owners and players – that’s now what’s causing my ire.

It was the subject line of the ad: “From the Official Pizza of the Washington R******s – Papa John’s!”

Yep, because PJ’s reminded me it’s the “Official Pizza of the Washington R******s” I shall not patronize it’s products in the future.

Chief among the reasons for this decision, no pun intended – OK, maybe a little pun – is the name. I have friends who have native American blood in their veins who are offended by the team’s name, so who am I to argue? It is an offensive name and anyone who denies this – I’m looking at you Mr. S####r* – is lying to themselves and the world.

The second reason is because the team, plain and simple, sucks. Inept play has become a hallmark of D.C.’s beloved R******s. This is a direct result of the poor management of the above named Mr. S####r. Team owners, like children, should be seen and not heard.

Finally, and this the big reason for boycott of PJ’s is this lawsuit: Daniel M. Snyder v. Creative Loafing Inc., CL Washington, Inc. (d/b/a Washington City Paper), and Dave McKenna

As a former journalist, I take a dim view of anyone who tries to silence a reporter or newspaper through the threat of legal action. In case you haven’t heard, Mr. S####r is suing The City Paper and columnist Dave McKenna for the article "The Cranky R******s Fan’s Guide to Dan S####r: From A to Z (for Zorn), an encyclopedia of the owner's many failings."


I read the article and, while I can understand why Mr. S####r might be a little annoyed by the it, it looked to me like McKenna sourced all of his allegations pretty well. The problem with suing someone for libel is that, generally speaking, the truth is an absolute defense. As I was taught in J-school, it doesn’t matter how much someone doesn't like something, as long as it’s true, you can’t sue. (In honor of the late Johnny Cochran.) Actually, you can sue, but you’ll never win.

Also, does Mr. S####r think he’s actually going to find 12 jurors in the District (where he moved his action) who actually like him to find in his favor? If they’re R******s fans, they’re going to hate him for his inept management. If they don’t like his allegedly “professional” sports franchise, well, you’re gonna get the same result: a verdict in favor of the defendants.

This is going to be fun to watch. Even without pizza.

* I’m just being safe here, so the “n” “y” “d” and “e” have been replaced to protect the innocent – namely me – from vicious and groundless lawsuits.


Titania said...

Nice Pics! :-) ... Glad it is not Red Rocks the bad one, because I could never ever quit it.

Also, you realize there are two days left in April, plenty of time for those 50 miles, methinks (I'll be at HP tonight for an EASY ride on the SS, btw)

About the other stuff, I have no idea, but yeah, trying to silence journalists is not high on my list of endorsed things. Besos!

HK said...

I'm glad I was eating lunch while reading this post because the pizza photos...yum.

150 miles on the bike, fantastic!

Agree, not thrilled with the Redskins name at all,

Have a great weekend!

magnolia said...

little danny is just the worst sort of person: that nouveau-riche jackass who thinks that money entitles him to respect regardless of how he behaves. i also refuse to patronize johnny rockets, but that's not just because of him. that place is AWFUL.

FoggyDew said...

Titania - Thanks for the compliment on my chest...oh, you said pics...

HK - See, now that makes me wonder if the place is named after the ampitheater in Colorado, or the town where the Express play?

mags - It'll be funny when they read the verdict when he loses. the quickest way to turn the media against you is to pick on a small paper the way he's doing. the rest will just pile on you in their defense. i've said it before and I'll say it again, you should never pick a fight with people who have their ink delivered by tanker trucks.

JennAventures said...

You can never have too many PB references.

I hear you on the Papa J's blockade-I have stopped using Bank of America cause they sent me an ad for a credit card that promoted the Yankees. Barf. Your reasoning is at least partly to do with the offensive nature of the team itself.

FoggyDew said...

Jenna - I totally agree...although I may have to come up with some new ones. That BoA thing could only have been funnier if they'd sent it to you while you were living in Boston. said...

whew!..for a min i thought you might just be worried about bathing suit season.. ;-)

FoggyDew said...

Blond - Well, there is that too ... although not that big of a concern.