Monday, May 2, 2011

Bravo Zulu*

For some reason, a song keeps running through my head this morning ...



America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow


McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!


Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)

Here’s to the SeALs and the CIA and everyone else who made yesterday's events possible. Although, as a friend of mine who’s involved in the world of black ops just texted me, “Unfortunately, don’t think this makes a tactical difference.”

Sadly, he’s probably correct.

But, on the brighter side, we now have one less asshole to kill.

*Since it was reported the folks involved were Navy SeALs who did the take-down, I thought I'd go with the traditional naval congratulations this morning. "B" and "Z" were the signal flags hoisted by ships to signal "well done."


Brando said...

The only way it could have been better is if they filmed it, and instead of a shot to the head they'd blown off his kneecaps and set him on fire, and he tried to run into his pool to put out the fire and it turns out the pool was empty of water but full of snakes and alligators, and then we can show that film every time someone thinks about blowing us up again. Because it's one thing to die a martyr, it's anther to die in a hilariously awful way that everyone can see.

firecracker said...

god this is amazing.

FoggyDew said...

Brando - As usual, a capital idea. To the pool I'd add the remnants of the gators' dinner from the evening before: pigs. That would make it extra-special classy.

firecracker - it is, isn't it? Just goes to show that no corner of Kamakazistan is safe...

Titania said...

The one thing I worry about is whether this guy will be more powerful being dead than alive. I worry he'll really become a hero and a martyr for some now and an even bigger backslash.

magnolia said...

just another milestone, this is. but good lord, this one's satisfying as hell. i hope this helps the friend i lost on 9/11 rest a little easier, as well as give his family a little dose of closure. that's all we can hope for.

we can't undo it. but as one of my friends said, at least the bad man can't hurt us anymore.

JennAventures said...

To quote Mark Twain, "Ive never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction."

FoggyDew said...

Titania - I wondered about that too. But I still think it sets a good precedent, as Hillary said, it doesn't matter how long it takes, we will get you.

mags - No, no he can't.

JennA - You know, I've read many a Twain quote, but I've never heard that one. Love it! It will now be added to the repertoire.