Friday, July 23, 2010

Let's DO IT!!

So, apparently the fix was in.

D-Day: War's over, man. MTV dropped the big one.

LiLu: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Foggy Dew: [whispering] Germans?

Lexa: Forget it, she’s rolling.

LiLu: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin’ gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go!

[LiLu runs out, alone; then returns]

What the fuck happened to the LiLu-verse I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you LiLu, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. MTV, they’re dead men! Xaiver, dead! Gabi -

Foggy Dew: Dead! LiLu’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.

LiLu: We’re just the guys to do it.

D-Day: Let’s do it.


Going forward, I'd like to solicit suggestions of really futile and stupid gestures to screw up the rest of the so-called "Music" Television's TJ contest. Perhaps something along the lines of, "May I have 10,000 marbles please?"


LiLu said...

"MTV sucks monkey balls" - best post tag ever.


lacochran's evil twin said...

You mean you'll risk double secret probation?!


Brando said...

What are you expecting? Those MTV cretins are just being true to form. Being surprised by fraud from MTV is like going to a Scumbag Convention and being surprised that you got some scum stuck on your jacket.

magnolia said...

i am ROLLING. LOVE this.