Wednesday, November 26, 2008

It just keeps on giving

Amazing to think Fundies made it on a list* of gifts we don't want to receive this Christmas. Really, I ask you, who wouldn't want a pair of these?

With a slogan like "Half the fun is getting in them, the other half's up to you" you'd think these would be flying off the virtual shelves.

According to Shop in Private, "Fundies are a classic gag gift. Unlike other gag gifts, you can imagine someone actually bringing these home and trying to use them. Ewww. Perhaps you had better not imagine that."

The gymnastics of trying to don a pair of Fundies stagger the mind a bit and, seriously, now that you're in "the position" who the hell really wants to go to the effort of slipping a pair of oversized granny panties on?

Apparently there are uses according to one of the customer reviews: "I bought these for me and my lesbian girlfriend because our double headed dildo was always slipping out. They work great!"

OK, I can see that.

*Gift #1, the "Life Gem" is especially creepy.


LiLu said...

I can almost guarantee someone's going to get these for us for Xmas now.

Also, don't think for one second I won't be waiting to link your TMI when it pops up on Friday. You've been warned.

Happy Turkey Day, dear!

FoggyDew said...

LiLu - I don't know. If someone gets these for "us" I think a certain B might be a tad annoyed...Oh, you mean you and B. Well, that's certainly a possibility.

I'll have to make sure sure I'm done early Friday so you can get to linking. Here's a preview: beer+a stunning lack of direction= total hilarity.